DANCIN' IDIOT

I am a dancin' idiot, I am a dancin' jerk,

I am a dancin' psycho, I am a dancin' schmuck,

I am a dancin' monkey, I am a dancin' tool,

I am a dancin' junky, I am a dancin' fool

DANCE-D-D-D-DANCE...

I am a dancin' idiot, I am a dancin' prick,

I am a dancin' zombie, I am a dancin' stick,

I am a dancin' weirdo, I am a dancin' geek,

I am a dancin' loser, I am a dancin' freak

PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR!

D-D-D-DANCE!

I am a dancin' idiot, I am a dancin' jerk,

I am a dancin' psycho, I am a dancin' schmuck,

I am a complete disaster, I am a piece of …,

I am a true embarrassment, somebody shoot me please

DANCIN'DANCIN'DANCIN'DANCIN'D-D-D-D...

EVERYBODY ON THE DANCEFLOOR!

PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR!

Somebody shoot me please...