NO ONE LIKES THE SMART AND THE GOOD-LOOKING

Why do they hate me, mummy,

Why do the other children always look at me like that?

Why do they seem to avoid me,

Why do they never play with me, why do they stay away?

Why are they picking on me,

Why do they shout at me and call me really bad things?

Why do they point their fingers,

Why do they mock at me and humiliate me?

Don't you know? It's because...

NO ONE LIKES THE SMART AND THE GOOD-LOOKING...

... that you are

Why do they hurt me, mummy,

Why did they throw me in the river with my clothes on?

Why did they laugh at me, mummy,

When I fell down from a tree and nearly broke my knee?

Why did they lie to Mr. Peters

That I had smashed his bedroom window?

And Mr. Peters beat my socks off

And back at home my Daddy pulverized me...

Well, ask your Daddy, Daddy knows better

NO ONE LIKES THE SMART AND THE GOOD-LOOKING...

PEACE AND LOVE 2

Sing and rejoice in a religious trance

Gotta believe in Peace and Love!

All the people love each other like brrrrrrothers

Come join the army be a real man

And all the people love each other like brrrrrrothers

Peace and Love!

SICK SONG

I can’t stand the sight of you,
Can’t stand the thought of you,
Can’t stand the smell of you,
Can’t stand you, fool
I am sicker than you think
You’re sickening and you stink
Get out of here and stay away from me

I’m seasick, I’m lovesick
I’m homesick, I’m motherfuckin’ Godsick
Soulsick, just plain sick
I’m sick of everything
I’m sick and I’m sick of you!
Sick, so sick, sick, I’m fuckin’ sick,
I’m fuckin’ sick of you!

DANCIN' IDIOT

I am a dancin' idiot, I am a dancin' jerk,

I am a dancin' psycho, I am a dancin' schmuck,

I am a dancin' monkey, I am a dancin' tool,

I am a dancin' junky, I am a dancin' fool

DANCE-D-D-D-DANCE...

I am a dancin' idiot, I am a dancin' prick,

I am a dancin' zombie, I am a dancin' stick,

I am a dancin' weirdo, I am a dancin' geek,

I am a dancin' loser, I am a dancin' freak

PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR!

D-D-D-DANCE!

I am a dancin' idiot, I am a dancin' jerk,

I am a dancin' psycho, I am a dancin' schmuck,

I am a complete disaster, I am a piece of …,

I am a true embarrassment, somebody shoot me please

DANCIN'DANCIN'DANCIN'DANCIN'D-D-D-D...

EVERYBODY ON THE DANCEFLOOR!

PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR!

Somebody shoot me please...